Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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