On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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