Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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