Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He has the fingertips of a God
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