she was so not down for the gang bang
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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