The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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