it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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