As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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