This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize