just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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