you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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