You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
