You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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