so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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