Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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