id be glad to
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
