just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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