it's too hot outside to masturbate.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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