the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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