your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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