I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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