at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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