I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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