He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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