He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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