you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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