Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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