come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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