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my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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