the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my being single is dangerous.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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