Plan B is the new Plan A
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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