On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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