i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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