Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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