i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?