she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.