he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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