i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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