I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even my vagina gasped.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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