i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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