Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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