No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I love you.
Bad choice
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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