is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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