I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
