its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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