In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just high enough for therapy.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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