I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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