White coat. Heels.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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