you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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