I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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