As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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