I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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