Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
