It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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