I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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